Randomness

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

(via imnotsayingiwannabemrssheen)

— 12 hours ago with 46205 notes

viridianshadow:

theseweirddreams:

Kevin is us. 

at first, Kevin is us. and then, when new fans arrive, Dean is us.

(via imnotsayingiwannabemrssheen)

— 12 hours ago with 69698 notes

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(Source: trait, via kakashasensei)

— 13 hours ago with 289491 notes

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” 
how is this possible? 

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

(via thetoptextposts)

— 13 hours ago with 80062 notes

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(via megustamemes)

— 13 hours ago with 267481 notes

chefgeofframsay:

missing-wall-e:

batched:

Me do not want the D

Me want the C

image

this could confirm that you’re either hungry or a lesbian

or a college student who needs a gpa boost

(Source: batchedarchive, via the-fandoms-are-cool)

— 13 hours ago with 84455 notes

taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via thefuuuucomics)

— 13 hours ago with 204409 notes

bite-me-assbutt:

angemicwings:

my-dp-is-misleading:

danneelackels:

#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created

bitchesters

Bitching People

Judging Things

The Family Business

(Source: out-in-the-open, via wilkopayne)

— 14 hours ago with 112528 notes
khal-drogo-is-bae:

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

DEMONS

khal-drogo-is-bae:

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

DEMONS

(Source: do-m-i-n-o, via wilkopayne)

— 14 hours ago with 219758 notes