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‘The Rose Girl’ (detail) Émile Vernon (1872-1919)

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‘The Rose Girl’ (detail) Émile Vernon (1872-1919)

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— 6 hours ago with 26340 notes
If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

(via behindthesefangirleyes)

— 6 days ago with 104185 notes

FUCK I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS FORESHADOWING UNTIL THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW FUCK

(Source: theinconveniences, via foreversunshinesmiling)

— 1 week ago with 182640 notes

tarklovishki:

ankle-deep-in-seawater:

i-fell-in-love-with-donnie-darko:

goodbyecharmcity:

mortuus-lamia:

Amazing photos!

the past was fucked up

the present ain’t too much better

"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"

"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"

"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"

"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"

*BAM*

"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"

"ifckinhateyu"

"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."

What?”

"My child is a plant."

(via foreversunshinesmiling)

— 1 week ago with 405713 notes

isis-:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

sin-sational:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

I didn’t mean to have you

u b star and lot of tatoes then kill ur self wierdo

but the one who managed to get money out of it

(Source: comedycentral, via foreversunshinesmiling)

— 1 week ago with 588782 notes

bleedingclear:

Mosogourmet Strawberry Men ~ [x]

THIS IS SO CUTE

(Source: mister-boob, via foreversunshinesmiling)

— 2 weeks ago with 136691 notes

killedmycatatemytailor:

ask-hi-ho-heichou:

lifeisamindgameloveisablinddate:

OH MY GOODNESS HE EVEN DID THE HAND THING

YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR DASH

OMGGGGGG!!! Cutie!! I’m gonna keep you.

(Source: illestmisfit, via foreversunshinesmiling)

— 2 weeks ago with 154665 notes
"I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is."

Unknown

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via tierdropp)

(Source: dolly-lungs, via tierdropp)

— 2 weeks ago with 245096 notes
iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

— 2 weeks ago with 58252 notes

a-new-way-of-seeing-things:

and-the-blackhearts:

Oh my.. So cute.. Can’t wait :)

Can’t wait either

(Source: retroasigi, via passioninsecrect)

— 3 weeks ago with 42052 notes